You’ve stumbled upon the “Bite Me” Chronicles, for whatever reason.
Now you’re trying to determine what the hell it means.
Well, its simplest intention is to be a blog. It’s more adventurous intention is to be a blog that recounts the many stupid and rude human beings and their ridiculous actions, in a manner that brings a smile to you, the reader’s, face.
Sometimes it’ll work, sometimes not.
Mais, c’est la vie.
You can up your chances of reader satisfaction by having experience in the following:
1.) Working in the service industry
2.) Being a millennial, or wish you were one (come on, you know you wanna be)
3.) Being a female, who has experienced “Aunt Flo” at least once. Bonus points for multiple occasions.
4.) Gotten road rage not only while driving a vehicle, but also walking on a sidewalk. Popularly known as “walker’s wrath.” (Don’t steal that, I just made it up. Gonna ™ that bitch!)
5.) Been a kid, then became an adult and realized it sucks.
But, let’s get real. This is going to be a lot of shit talking about some shitty humans and you’re going to eat it up!